An incomplete list of the last session’s best quotes.

canadianlolitics:

‘Why is the minister breaking government rules? Why is he giving taxpayers the gold finger?’ - The Honourable Scott Brison, MP for Kings-Hants

‘When Canadians are struggling just to get by, why are Conservative ministers showering each other with gold? Why the golden showers, Mr. Speaker?’ - The Honourable Scott Brison, MP for Kings-Hants

‘Mr. Speaker, folklore has it that the Canadian beaver will bite off its own testicles when it is threatened and offer them up to its tormentors.’ - Pat Martin, MP for Winnipeg Centre

‘This is a fucking disgrace…closure again. And on the Budget! There’s not a democracy in the world that would tolerate this jackboot shit.’ - Pat Martin, MP for Winnipeg Centre

‘Fuck you.’ - Pat Martin, MP for Winnipeg Centre

‘Eat my shorts.’ - Pat Martin, MP for Winnipeg Centre

‘What bullshit is this?’ The Honourable Bob Rae, MP for Toronto Centre

‘Oh, you piece of shit!’ - Justin Trudeau, MP for Papineau

To be continued…