xtherubicon:

Happy Valentine’s Day  (xoxoxo from Stephen Harper)
  • There doesn’t need to be a vote of non-confidence to know that I love you 
  • There’s no other woman in my life but you (because I fired them) 
  • My love for you is real, unlike climate change 
  • I’m building more prisons because our love is criminal 
  • My chest tightens for you and it’s not because of asbestos 
  • Not even China can keep us apart 
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» via  misanderysoncooper   (originally  xtherubicon)
3 months ago on 10 February 2012 @ 7:50pm 29 notes
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    dead eyes, cold heart, fuck you :D
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    UNREAL how funny this is.
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